Milton Jones - Ha!Milton

7:30PM, Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Venue: Darlington Hippodrome

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it. He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes. You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense. WARNING *contains jokes from the start. “He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” Radio Times ‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian